Sarcasm's my defense against stupid.
Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.
Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)
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If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute
YR: but i heard cute is adorable but ugly.
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome:
YR: oh wow.glad i know someone as beautiful as you eh
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: and that's good because?
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy…
YR: and damn good at being arrogant too
5) You don’t know me? I am a Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: dk;dc
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If an annoying pretty woman says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: because?
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: just wondering why you are so flat.
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: neither are you.i like guys=D
4) UNLESS you are rich, don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: i am rich, but i'm not planning to give you a ride
5) Look, I am pretty; I can make people hate you!
YR: go ahead. i don't care
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If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: yup, in your dreams
2) May I have your cell phone number? Please please please?
YR: no.
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night…
YR: but i don't want to
4) What do you like about me?
YR: the fact that you are planning to not talk to me from now on.
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!.
YR: since when?
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If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: bye bitch
2) You smell like shit!.
YR: i think that's because i'm around you
3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: yup, and that you are so good at self praising
4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: thanks, will take that as a compliment
5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: you can try
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If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: mmhmm
2) I know you still love me!
YR: no.
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby…
YR: whatever for?to get my heart broken again?
4) Please call me...
YR: i'll think bout it, and the answer's no
5) The break up hurt me so much…
YR: and breaking up was the best decision i've ever made=D
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If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: thanks*smiles n ignores*
2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR: uh huh? i don't need to change
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: thats not enuf bah.
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy…
YR: you buy, and you can give it to me if you want=)